Doctor Humour is Infectious, Contagious, and Good Medicine!
Laughter is the best medicine. Humour is infectious. The sound of laughter is more contagious than any cough or sneeze. Laughter can trigger healthy physical changes in the body and has the capacity to boost your energy, diminish pain, and relieve stress.
We offer the following bloopers which presumably come from actual patient records.
Note: None of the excerpts below come from any of the hundreds of thousands of records managed by RSRS. At no time, does RSRS review the content of the medical records that it securely stores or scans for our physician and hospital clients. These excerpts are
courtesy of:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2hqZjb/www.rinkworks.com/said/patients.shtml
Enjoy!… Feel free to share. Laughing with someone else is better than
laughing alone!
- “Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.”
- “On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.”
- “The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.”
- “Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.”
- “The patient refused an autopsy.”
- “The patient has no past history of suicides.”
- “Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.”
- “Patient’s past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.”
- “She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.”
- “She is numb from her toes down.”
- “While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.”
- “The skin was moist and dry.”
- “Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.”
- “Patient was alert and unresponsive.”
- “She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.”
- “The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.”
- “Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.”
- “By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart stopped, and he was feeling better.”
- “The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.”
- “When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.”
- “The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.”
Remember that laughter is always a great morale booster. So is freeing up office space currently cluttered by boxes of inactive patient records. Call RSRS to enquire about our compliant scanning and storage services. Click here to visit our website
or call us at 1-888-563-3732.